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Oh Hell Yes, Mrs. Baker Made Pigs-In-A-Blanket For Drum Bus

MADISON, WI – After hours of speculation, sources inside the Hartfield Marching Band have confirmed that, oh hell yes, Mrs. Baker made those pigs-in-a-blanket just for the drum bus. Insiders say the delicate, flaky delights were prepared just hours earlier and still warm at the time of their arrival. Mrs. Baker allegedly handmade each warm, buttery treat for the Hartsfield drumline as they traveled across town for an away game.

“Now, these are for everyone to share. There should be two for everybody. I made them just for my hungry guys,” Mrs. B told the students as she placed the orgasm inducing morsels on the front seat.

Witnesses on the bus claim the bangin’ bites lasted nearly 48 seconds before being devoured.

“The bus didn’t even make it out of the parking lot”, said tearful chaperone Judy Mendler, whose pimento cheese sandwiches remained untouched.

When asked for comment, sources say Mrs. B was already whipping up some of those bitchin’ egg rolls from last year so the pit wouldn’t feel left out.

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